A Revised Scone Strategy

15th May 2026|

Elsewhere Miss Velma von Dazzle has reportedly begun work on a revised scone recipe following what [...]

A Request For Movement

29th January 2026|

Elsewhere (conducted with considerable flair) Miss Velma von Dazzle was observed visiting Petal and Polka Florist [...]

An Incident Involving Feathers

22nd January 2026|

Elsewhere (unconfirmed, but difficult to ignore) Local residents were treated to what has been described as [...]

A Delay at the Post Office

15th January 2026|

Norbert’s morning schedule experienced a brief but notable delay following what has been described as “a [...]

A Scone-Related Development

12th December 2025|

Elsewhere It has come to light that Miss Velma von Dazzle is currently engaged in what [...]

An Afternoon at Petal and Polka

11th December 2025|

From Thistlewick Miss Beatrice Bloom, of Petal and Polka Florist, received a small number of visitors [...]

A Noticeable Increase in Volume

5th December 2025|

Elsewhere (and, briefly, everywhere else) Residents have reported a significant rise in what has been described [...]

An Afternoon Routine

4th December 2025|

From Thistlewick Observers have noted that Mr Archibald Cogsworth appears to pause his work each afternoon [...]

Unusual Use of Teacup Noted

4th December 2025|

From Thistlewick Miss Beatrice Bloom, of Petal and Polka Florist, was observed earlier today carefully selecting [...]

A Change in Lifestyle

28th November 2025|

Elsewhere (with noticeable local impact) Residents at Rosehip House have reported a recent shift in routine [...]

A Quiet Presence

27th November 2025|

Village Notice From Thistlewick  Residents may have observed a steady presence making the early morning rounds [...]

Goggles Have Been Misplaced

20th November 2025|

From Thistlewick There has been a brief but notable disruption to morning activities following the temporary [...]

A Slightly Unusual Request

6th November 2025|

From Thistlewick Norbert was recently asked to deliver a parcel to Miss Petronella Crumb containing, according [...]

An Increase in Library Visits

30th October 2025|

From Thistlewick Residents have noted a marked increase in the time Miss Petronella Crumb has been [...]

Another Successful Crossing

23rd October 2025|

From Thistlewick Miss Morven McFadden has confirmed that she has once again completed a full crossing [...]

A Notice Regarding Floor Conditions

17th October 2025|

From Thistlewick A polite notice has been placed in several locations throughout the village reminding residents [...]

Wet Footprints Have Been Noted

10th October 2025|

From Thistlewick Residents have once again reported the appearance of a series of wet footprints leading [...]

A Matter of Volume

3rd October 2025|

Elsewhere (widely reported, though not officially confirmed), residents in the vicinity of Rosehip House have noted [...]

A Slight Delay in Timekeeping

25th September 2025|

From the Village, The clock tower was observed to be running approximately seven minutes slow yesterday afternoon, [...]