From Thistlewick

Following the conclusion of the junior football session, Constable Douglas Finn was seen overseeing the collection and return of training equipment.

Several cones were gathered and repositioned with notable care, ensuring alignment and what the Constable described as “a satisfactory level of visibility.”

Assistance was offered to those present, though it is understood that the majority of the task had already been completed.

The earlier distribution of one (1) sticking plaster and three (3) sweeties was noted to have had a positive effect on overall morale.

One observer was heard to describe the Constable as “a man of order, fairness, and well-timed sweetie distribution.”

No items were reported missing.