Another Successful Crossing

From Thistlewick

Miss Morven McFadden has confirmed that she has once again completed a full crossing of the loch, despite what onlookers described as “wholly unnecessary weather conditions.”

When questioned, Miss McFadden stated that she felt “perfectly warm throughout,” attributing this to “oatcakes and strong belief.”

This explanation has not been widely adopted.

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