Elsewhere (widely reported, though not officially confirmed), residents in the vicinity of Rosehip House have noted a noticeable increase in what one neighbour described as “enthusiastic musical expression” during the early evening hours.

While the performances have been praised for their energy, it has been gently suggested that tap routines on hardwood flooring be concluded before 9pm.

One retired showgirl was heard to remark that “timing is everything,” though this may not have referred to the matter in question.