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Residents at Rosehip House have reported a recent shift in routine following the arrival of Miss Nova McTavish, whose daily activities are said to include the use of a small but determined blender.

The resulting sound has been described as “unexpectedly enthusiastic,” though not unwelcome.

Miss McTavish has confirmed that the change is part of a commitment to “a kinder way of doing things.”